PSA: You Should Be Eating Burgers For Breakfast

    The REAL breakfast of champions.

    Listen up, everybody. It's time we have a chat.

    Burgers are a breakfast food.

    Yep, you heard me. And I know–you're skeptical.

    But that's only because of ~social norms~.

    It's the same pressure pizza so valiantly overcame.

    And it is time that burgers, too, break free of those shackles.

    After all, burgers have all the ingredients of a balanced breakfast.

    You've got protein to energize your mind and body.

    Carbs to keep you full till lunch.

    And even some vegetables.

    If you think a sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich is OK, but a burger is not, you are a hypocrite.

    Still not convinced? Just slap an egg on top.

    Better yet, some bacon.

    Or put it on a bagel, see if I care.

    A burger may be just what your Bloody Mary needs.

    And are french fries really so different from hash browns?

    Some progressive restaurants are already getting in on the trend.

    And it's time you do too.

    Burgers for breakfast.

    Join the movement.