1.
"Is this underwear dirty or clean?"
2.
"Don't you roll your eyes at me!"
3.
"I will turn this car around so help me god."
4.
"YOU GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
5.
"Someday you'll thank me."
6.
"If I count to 3 and that TV is still on..."
7.
"Gimme your phone, I want to see who you're texting."
8.
"You two better leave that door open."
9.
"I wasn't asleep, I was just waiting for you to get home!"
10.
"I know what Netflix and chill means, so don't even think about it."
11.
"Your father knows what I'm talking about."
12.
"You better behave when you're at your friend's house."
13.
"Hang on, you've got something on your face lemme get it."
14.
"You're my kid and I'll hug you whenever I want."
15.
"Oh your daughter made varsity? WELL MY KID MADE THE HONOR ROLL!"
16.
"I was a teenager once! I know that smell!"
17.
"Why won't you be my Facebook friend?"
18.
*tries to nae nae* "Am I doing it? I'm totally doing it."
19.
"I've been perfecting this look longer than you've been alive."
20.
"Did you get my group text?"
21.
"Did you remember to take the chicken out of the freezer?"
