Why You're Not Allowed To Give Yourself A Nickname

    Definitive proof that it's always a bad idea.

    Dwyane Wade recently unleashed his new self-appointed nickname on the world reminding everyone that self-appointed nicknames are the worst.

    But lest you think we're the only people to think Wade's nickname sucks, LeBron commented on it to the Palm Beach Post.

    And LeBron wore a shirt with leather sleeves, so the man knows corny.