“Man, I can’t wait for the Super Bowl. I’m going to turn on ESPN 2 and see what they’re talking about this morning. Maybe Colin Kaepernick. I’d love to hear more about him before the big game. Or Ray Lewis’ emotional final season. What a great story. Oh, I bet they’re talking about the Harbaugh brothers. Brothers coaching against each other in the Super Bowl?! What are the odds?”
2. *Turns on TV*
Here Are The Top Stories
- Dylann Roof wants to plead guilty to the charges against him in the Charleston church shooting, his attorney said, but a judge entered a not guilty plea for him on Friday.
- The U.S. Coast Guard has suspended its search for two teenagers who went missing a week ago off the coast of Florida.
- Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, becoming the first city to host both the summer and winter games.