"Man, I can't wait for the Super Bowl. I'm going to turn on ESPN 2 and see what they're talking about this morning. Maybe Colin Kaepernick. I'd love to hear more about him before the big game. Or Ray Lewis' emotional final season. What a great story. Oh, I bet they're talking about the Harbaugh brothers. Brothers coaching against each other in the Super Bowl?! What are the odds?"
*Turns on TV*
H/T @Riotcolots.