1. Ryan Lochte’s new reality show debuted last night on E!
2. It was what you’d expect from a reality show starring a sex idiot who wears shoes like these and considers himself a fashion icon.
But there was one truly shocking moment in the otherwise long line of predictable Lochte idiocy.
4. It came time for Lochte to pick a movie to watch, and he chose what is apparently his favorite movie. And it’s terrifying.
5. The only way to sound dumber when you’re claiming that What Women Want is your favorite movie is to call it What Woman Want.
6. So why does Lochte love that Mel Gibson “classic” so much?
The saddest part is, I bet Ryan thinks there is a literal king of the world.
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