The Pistons And Sixers Are So Unwatchable You Can Buy Tickets To Their Game For 95 Cents

There’s bad and then there’s Charlie Villanueva vs. Lavoy Allen.

1. How bad has the NBA gotten for Detroit and Philadelphia? Check out these tickets available for tomorrow night’s game.

95 cents! Here are 13 things that are more expensive than a ticket to tomorrow night’s Pistons/Sixers game:

• A small frosty from Wendy’s.
• 8 minutes of a car vacuum at your local self-service car wash.
• A pack of Doublemint gum.
• An episode of Real Housewives from iTunes.
• A Snickers bar.
• A 16 oz. bottle of Coke.
• A single subway ride in New York.*
• A game of Big Buck Hunter at your local bar.
• The cheapest lottery ticket at your local bodega.
• A loose cigarette.
• About four ounces of Bud Light at a bar in New York.
• Any of the food available at the Pistons/Sixers game.
• The service fee on your ticket to the Pistons/Sixers game.

*For the cost of going to and from work in New York you could take FOUR people to Pistons/Sixers tomorrow night.

3. How do the Pistons feel about this?

Associated Press / AP

4. How about Andrew Bynum and the Sixers?

Matt Rourke, File / AP

5. Bynum better hurry back soon. Philadelphia’s economy depends on it.

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