1. Step One: Putt down the stairs for fun. Yeah you probably won’t make it, but it sure beats TPS reports.
2. Step Two: “…” (Read: Wait. Wait. No. No way. No way!)
3. Step Three: IT’S IN THE HOLE! YOU’RE THE GOLDEN GOD OF THE OFFICE PARK.
Karen in accounts will totally sleep with you now.
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