The DOs And DON’Ts Of Euro 2012

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So you’re thinking of going to the UEFA EURO 2012? Well make sure you…

2. DO: Get your photo taken next to this badass old lady.

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3. DONT: Get your caricature drawn by the worst artist in Poland.

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4. DO: Kiss in a fountain.

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5. DON’T: Bathe in a fountain.

Efrem Lukatsky / AP

6. DO: Sing and dance with a knight.

Sergei Chuzavkov / AP

7. DON’T: Dress up like the queen.

Kirsty Wigglesworth / AP

8. DO: Support your team with fake bullfights.

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9. DON’T: Support your team with blackface.

10. Do: Dress up like a dinosaur.

Gero Breloer / AP

11. DON’T: Paint your face like this guy.

Manu Fernandez / AP

12. DO: Have someone there to comfort you when your team loses.

Manu Fernandez / AP

13. DONT: Keep your silly outfit on when your team loses.

Manu Fernandez / AP

14. DO: Celebrate with flair.

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15. DON’T: Celebrate with flares.

Gregorio Borgia / AP

16. DO: Get married at the Euro.

Peter Morrison / AP

17. DON’T: Make your new wife pretend to be a bull.

Peter Morrison / AP

18. DO: Wear complicated hats.

Geert Vanden Wijngaert / AP

19. DON’T: Be offended if your complicated hat raises suspicion.

Sergei Chuzavkov / AP

20. DO: Have a group costume.

Gero Breloer / AP

21. DON’T: Have your group costume be an obscure Danish comedian.

Michael Probst / AP

These gents are dressed as Danish comedian Stewart Stardust.

22. DO: Get there early.

Geert Vanden Wijngaert / AP

23. DON’T: Get there so early you fall asleep.

Thanassis Stavrakis / AP

24. DO: Have an insanely large flag that both impresses and intimidates everyone.

Matt Dunham / AP

25. DON’T: Fight the police and your opponents in the street.

Gero Breloer / AP

26. DO: Get caught wearing these awesome overalls.

Sergei Chuzavkov / AP

27. DON’T: Get caught looking at someone creepily.

Efrem Lukatsky / AP

28. DO: Pray for your team’s success.

Efrem Lukatsky / AP

29. DON’T: Have your face look like this guy’s.

Mikhail Metzel / AP

30. DON’T:

Thanassis Stavrakis / AP

NOT EVEN ONCE

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