The 19 Stoner Faces Of Michael Phelps

He’s the greatest Olympian of all time and a poster boy for functional pot-smokers everywhere.

1. The “What’s a rampart? And is it gallantly streaming, or is it something else that gallantly streams?” Face

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2. The “Dude, I’m just resting my eyes” Face

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3. The “Is this noise annoying? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…” Face

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4. The “Ryan’s looking the wrong way. Oh my god, Ryan, you’re hilarious” Face

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5. The “Breaststroke. I totally just got that” Face

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6. The “Why was I clapping?” Face

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7. The “WHOA! The silver isn’t any lighter. I really thought it would be lighter, but it totally feels like a gold. It just LOOKS silver” Face

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8. The “Oh my god, it’s my mom! Hey Mom!” Face

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9. The “Heh, I bet from down there I look like a giant” Face

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10. The “What if the blue I see isn’t the same as… What was I saying?” Face

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11. The “Did I mention my mom was here? That’s her over there! Hi Mom!” Face

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12. The “I wonder if Ryan will let me watch ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’ when we get back to the village” Face

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13. The “Wait, Kanye, why did she order a fish filet?!” Face

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14. The “Whoa, ‘In The Air Tonight’ is really dark. Did Phil Collins witness a murder?” Face

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15. The “A taco shell MADE OUT OF DORITOS?!” Face

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16. The “But that’s not how aristocrats behave, Ryan. Your jokes are crazy” Face

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17. The “One foot up. One foot up. Time to put one foot up. This is the one-foot-up song” Face

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18. The “And I said, 22 was enough for your mom! Just kidding. I didn’t say that, but I totally should have” Face

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19. The “Did I tell you guys my mom was here? Hi Mom! I’m so glad you’re here” Face

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