The 13 Faces Of A Tiger Woods Collapse

The golfer formerly known as “the greatest in the world” went into this weekend looking like he might finally make a run at his first post-scandal Major.

1. The “I Used To Be Tiger Woods, What Happened To Me” Face

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2. The “Maybe If I Look At The Green Hard Enough, I’ll Remember How To Putt” Face

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3. The “Oh Fuck, That’s Not Right” Face

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4. The “Elin Must Be Loving This” Face

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5. The “Wet Farts Are Better Than That Shot” Face

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6. The “Why Did I Let That Wizard Put A Curse On Me” Face

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7. The “No Seriously, This Curse Really Sucks” Face

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8. The “Is It Too Late To Pick Up Another Sport” Face

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9. The “I’m Going To Break My Own Car Window With This” Face

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10. The “I Just Collided With A Photographer Because I’m So Angry I Can’t Pay Attention” Face

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11. The “This Is What Superman Wearing A Kryptonite-Shirt Must Feel Like” Face

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12. The “If Either One Of These Guys Talks To Me, I’ll Punch Their Teeth In” Face

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13. The “2012 Tiger Default” Face

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