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Terrell Owens Is Looking For Work On Twitter

I would say this is sad, but the Jets could probably use the help.

Oh man. Just when I was thinking to myself that this Jets team can’t get any sadder or more dysfunctional… TO shows up! Please let TO and Tim Tebow share a locker room. And if this happens, HBO better put together an emergency edition of Hard Knocks immediately. I want to be able to pay money to watch a live feed of the cameras online. I don’t want to miss a single Tebow-Owens interaction. Come on Jets, you know you miss Santonio Holmes. Why not sign an older, even assier version of him, who can’t run routes anymore? It’ll be great.

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