File this under “So Batshit Crazy That It Just Might Work” and then find a new filing system, because that one seems inefficient. Stance Socks has released a series of socks with NBA legends (and Kenny Smith) on them. Why? I’m not sure. But at the very least Robert Griffin III will probably wear them. Also there’s no way that Kenny Smith wasn’t included just to get some product placement on TNT’s NBA broadcasts. Absolutely no way. Smart move, Stance.
Someone needs to make a Ryan Gosling version of these. Or better yet, a Ryan Gosling version of underwear. I should patent those right away!