Sex.Com Wants To Pay Rob Gronkowski $3.75 Million To Film A Porn Scene

At least the Patriots star probably won't get hurt doing this. Probably. I mean, unless he hurts his penis. From the sexing.

This is Sex.com. It's basically Pinterest for porn. And by basically, I mean it is. Exactly.

(Note: The first time I blacked out this image, I forgot to black out the tiny avatars. That was mistake. A sexy, sexy mistake.)

This is Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patiots. Sex.com has offered Gronk $3.75 million (his 2014 NFL salary) to film a scene with porn star and friend of Gronk Britney MacLin (AKA Bibi Jones).

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Gronk and MacLin/Jones have a bit of a history. By which I mean this once happened.

They sure do look like close friends, don't they?

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Sex.com also stipulates that Gronk can wait until his forearm heals to participate. Which is pretty thoughtful of them.

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I'm always tempted to ignore press releases like these, but for some reason... I don't know... I feel like I could see Gronk doing this. I just can't put my finger on why...

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Nope. No reason in particular...