Mike D'Antoni Is The World's Worst Pick-Up Artist

    He likes negging, but he doesn't understand how it works.

    Pick-up artists use "negging" (or subtly putting a woman down to heighten her insecurities) as a means of getting women to sleep with them.

    Read some actual negs here. Warning: You might vomit.

    Mike D'Antoni also uses negging, but I'm not sure he understands how it's supposed to work. This is what he said upon getting hired as Lakers coach.

    We've discovered several other totally, absolutely real and not at all made up D'Antoni comments made to women at bars.

    Insecure Mike D'Antoni is Insecure.