How Come There Aren’t Giant Flying Animals Anymore?

Jose Canseco’s brilliant thoughts on gravity and dinosaurs.

1. First, late in the evening/early in the morning Jose Canseco tweeted this cryptic message.

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It’s important to remember that at this point, Jose had not yet shared any thoughts regarding gravity on his Twitter feed.

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3. The next evening Jose got to work laying out his theory.

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4. Well not until now, Jose.

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5. According to Wikipedia, the laziest-named dinosaur (Supersaurus) weighed 35 to 40 tons. But that’s still more than elephants. Go on, Jose.

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6. What?

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7. Okay. I have to say the word choice of “nimble” is really tremendous.

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8. I mean, that’s a solid theory.

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9. Bigness? Develop? Dominate? I feel like this is going to break into a defense of steroids any second.

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10. Hey, let’s not just make fun of him. That’s an interesting question. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?

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12. Oh. Good point.

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