Step 1. Be an over the hill, once exciting, now disappointing basketball player.
Step 2. Breathe In Air From Your Gross Beard.
Step 3. Belch, but keep it in your mouth.
Step 4. Blow it in your opponents face.
Step 5. Realize that it doesn’t help, because you’re still an over the hill, shitty player.
4. So Rudy, was it bad?
- A conservation group in Zimbabwe reported that Jericho, the brother of beloved lion Cecil, was shot and killed by a hunter. But some scientists monitoring the pride believe he is OK.