Check Out Pau Gasol’s Terrible Potential Logos

These have to be a joke.

1. Earlier today, Pau Gasol tweeted this.

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2. Along with this picture of the “work” that’s been done on his logo.

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Let’s break down some of the options.

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4. The “PG Hybrid”

Here the letters “P” and “G” are fused together to create a superletter. A letter that only has one meaning. “Whiny, over-the-hill, Spanish big man.” And the only sound that letter makes? A slight whimper. (Also it looks like someone was a fan of the since-abandoned LeBron James logo.)

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5. The “Lazy”

This is just someone writing the letters “P” and “G” haphazardly. That does not a logo make. (I’m a professor of logos.)

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6. The “Fancy”

This one is a little blurry, but shows promise. The “P” and “G” have some cool regal styling. Unlike the last one, this looks like it could actually be the beginnings of a logo. So that’s good.

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7. The “What?”

That says “Po.” That’s not how you spell “Pau.”

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8. The “?”

That’s the letter “D.”

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9. The “Gas”

The way this one is laid out it really emphasizes the first three letters of Pau’s last name. Pau Gas sounds like a cool guy, actually.

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10. But Pau shouldn’t worry. I made the perfect logo for him.

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Sad Pau face!

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12. You know, that doesn’t quite capture who Pau is as a player. What have we spent the last 6 years of Pau Gasol’s career seeing more than anything else? What image do I most associate with Lakers-era Pau Gasol?

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Perfect. I can’t look at angry, yelling Kobe without thinking of Pau.

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