Jack Moore received a Hurricane Irene Award on Aug 26 for their post about Hurricane Irene. They would be here to accept this Award in person, but they're staked out at their local Walmart right now, stockpiling canned goods and toilet paper and, like, maybe a shotgun or two. There may be looting!
Jack Moore has received a Shark Week Award on Aug 04 because they made a post about sharks. During Shark Week! So, not just a post about sharks - which is already pretty much the best kind of post - but a topical post about sharks. Hell yes. Sharks bring out the best in people.
Jack Moore received an Occupy Wall Street badge on Oct 07 for their post about Occupy Wall Street. Who could ever have imagined that there would be such a strong backlash against the corporate fat cats who have been cheating us and stealing all our money? Crazy stuff.
Jack Moore received a Halloween badge on Oct 31 for their post about Halloween and their unwitting contribution to a blasphemous glorification of the occult that has sent this country careening into a demonic abyss from which it will never return. Hooray for Halloween!!!
Jack Moore received an Olympics Badge on Jul 20 because they posted something about the Olympics! An Olympics Badge is a lot like an Olympic medal, except without any of the prestige, so hooray for Jack Moore!