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A Major League Mascot Who Loves Strippers

At least someone associated with the Kansas City Royals looks happy.

1. This is Slugger. The mascot of the Kansas City Royals.

2. Since 1985, the team hasn’t had much to cheer about.

Which must be hard for Slugger. Considering a mascot’s primary job is to cheer.

But in times when cheering is hard, people turn to a lot of different vices. Drugs. Alcohol.

Or as this tweet brought to us by Deadspin yesterday points out: WOMEN.

8. So what’s the story here? One person on Twitter had the inside scoop.

The moral of the story: The former Kansas City Royals mascot liked to get freaky in costume.

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