A Major League Mascot Who Loves Strippers

At least someone associated with the Kansas City Royals looks happy.

1. This is Slugger. The mascot of the Kansas City Royals.

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2. Since 1985, the team hasn’t had much to cheer about.

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Which must be hard for Slugger. Considering a mascot’s primary job is to cheer.

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But in times when cheering is hard, people turn to a lot of different vices. Drugs. Alcohol.

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Or as this tweet brought to us by Deadspin yesterday points out: WOMEN.

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8. So what’s the story here? One person on Twitter had the inside scoop.

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The moral of the story: The former Kansas City Royals mascot liked to get freaky in costume.

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H/T Sean Newell at Deadspin.

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