8 Reasons Donald Driver Will Win “Dancing With The Stars”

Steve Urkel might as well go home.

1. He Can Take The Carlton To The Next Level

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Carlton didn’t do high kicks when he did it.

2. He Can Both Do It And Put His Back Into It

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3. He Can Break Dance

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And he doesn’t even need cardboard, which we all know is forbidden in the “Dancing With The Stars” bylaws.

4. He Can Dance On Point

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And can dance the black, white, and red swans effectively.

5. He Does A Very Moving, Laid-Back Version Of The Rumba

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It’s way better than Victor Cruz’s salsa dance.

6. His Hokey Pokey Will Bring A Tear To Your Eye

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When he put his right leg in, I was captivated. When he put it out, I was moved. When he put it back in I was weeping.

7. His Work With Partners Is Unconventional, But Beautiful

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8. His Moves Look Great In Motion

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