15 Things We Learned From Sammy Sosa’s Perfect Pinterest Page

“Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.” posted on January 10, 2013 at 11:52am EST

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Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest is perfect. But it’s also educational. For instance it teaches us things like:

1. This is Sammy Sosa.

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2. Yes, the real Sammy Sosa.

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3. This is his Pinterest page.

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4. He enjoys things like mustard-colored sweaters.

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5. And pointing.

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6. No seriously, he loves pointing.

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7. He also enjoys leaning casually on things…

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8. Texting…

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9. Weird art of himself…

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10. Peace signs…

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11. Barack Obama…

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12. And email.

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13. Sammy has the scary ability to look into your soul.

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14. I mean, directly into your soul.

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15. Making you uncomfortable makes Sammy laugh.

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Sammy Sosa: Terrifying. Amusing. Pinterest.

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This looks like stock photo paradise. Need a Smug Douche in a Cardigan? We got that!
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OMG.. He didn’t get it, did he? Or is himself the only interest he ever had?
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Colter Langan 5 months ago

Former ‘drug Lord’ masters the English language on Pinterest, after conveniently forgetting it on Capitol Hill. Does he have a better agent these days? I feel like I’ve been kicked right in the ‘batter’s box’.
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I cant get past his red eyes to really appreciate his posing.
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Thought this was about a plastic man… Still right?
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dude’s probably just bored.. I mean, he retired at 38 years old, what else is he supposed to do?
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Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest is perfect. But it’s also educational. For instance it teaches us things like:

1. This is Sammy Sosa.

2. Yes, the real Sammy Sosa.

3. This is his Pinterest page.

4. He enjoys things like mustard-colored sweaters.

5. And pointing.

6. No seriously, he loves pointing.

7. He also enjoys leaning casually on things…

8. Texting…

9. Weird art of himself…

10. Peace signs…

11. Barack Obama…

12. And email.

13. Sammy has the scary ability to look into your soul.

14. I mean, directly into your soul.

15. Making you uncomfortable makes Sammy laugh.

Sammy Sosa: Terrifying. Amusing. Pinterest.

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