Jordan Zakarin made their 50th BuzzFeed post on May 29! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Jordan Zakarin's account to make one post each, in which case Jordan Zakarin should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Jordan Zakarin! Here's to 50 more!
Jordan Zakarin has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on May 02! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Jordan Zakarin has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on May 02! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Jordan Zakarin has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on May 15! More people have looked at Jordan Zakarin's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Jordan Zakarin has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 30! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Jordan Zakarin's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.