Comedy·Posted on Jul 9, 2015You Woke Up With A Spider In Your Mouth, Now What?A helpful guide.by by John LangenBuzzFeed Contributor, by Charlotte GomezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Spiders climb into our mouths while we are sleeping eight times a year. Usually we stay asleep and they just crawl down our throats. Unfortunately, sometimes we wake up. Here's what to do if you just woke up with a spider in your mouth. 1. Identify the spider. 2. Clear the web. 3. Trap the spider. 4. Put it in a jar. 5. Remove egg sacks. 6. Go back to sleep.