1. The first time you ever hear the phrase “paleo diet”
2. When someone tries to explain it to you
3. When you take a look at the paleo food list, and realize you can’t eat grains
4. Or milk
5. When your friend tells you he or she is doing it
6. When you see your friend three months later
7. The moment you say, “Screw it,” and decide to try it
8. The Last Day Before Going Fully Paleo
9. Your first day eating 100% paleo
10. The First Week
11. Your First Carb Crash
12. When you finally get into a groove about two weeks in
13. One month later when you feel unstoppable.
14. Your new reaction anytime someone mentions bacon
15. You can’t help but show off how good you feel.
16. And you start to notice your skin is cleaner.
17. The first time you try to create your own paleo recipes without instructions
18. How you feel after making PaleOMG’s recipes
20. What you think it’s going to taste like
21. Your reaction when you actually taste it
22. People think you’re crazy
23. And then they see you
24. And you look in the mirror
25. And you know you made a good call