The funny thing is that I’m pretty sure no one under the age of 25 was watching this important piece of investigative journalism aimed at Millennials. Oh and also that this is completely ridiculous.
OK so you could rationalize this one as “HEADLINE / LOCATION,” but it’s funnier to just read it as is. SANDWICH LAST SEEN WEARING ZIP-LOCK BAG.
Did she die of laughing when he told her what he did for a living?
It’s only a matter of time before SkyNet discovers the cappuccino.
The man claimed he only wanting to play “Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2” and look at porn.
The people must know about this culturally relevant occurrence. Thanks, Fox News!
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This is why the BuzzFeed Police Department was a complete failure.
There is nothing more important than celebrity doppelgängers on Capitol Hill. How else can we remember who they are?