1.
When you're building an elaborate coaster but you run out of money.
2.
When you open the coaster even though you know everyone will die.
3.
When a bunch of guests die on your coaster and no one wants to ride it again.
4.
When guests are too stupid to find the exit and you have to drown them.
5.
When guests barf right next to the trash can, so you have to drown them.
6.
When a guest says a ride was too intense and you have to drown them.
7.
When you save a guest from drowning and they're still angry at you so you have to re-drown them.
8.
When guests complain about the vandalism so you have to drown them.
9.
When someone litters and you have to drown them.
10.
When a guest doesn't get your jokes so you have to drown them.
11.
When a guest says something is a good value so you don't drown them.
12.
When you just have to drown everyone.
