1. This Southern chain is not just a pizza joint.
2. It's a safe space for pizza lovers.
3. And calzone lovers.
4. And people who like trippy weird art.
5. Their vegan pizza puts any regular pizza to shame.
6. They found a way to make cucumbers actually delicious.
7. Their hummus is the best and most on-point hummus of all time.
8. Even their salads come fully loaded.
9. Sometimes they even put salad on a pizza!
10. All their pizzas are named after hippie puns.
11. And so are their desserts.
12. Even their theme is a pun...
13. ...their pizza is stone-baked and their theme is "stoner"!
14. Their decor is just plain crazy.
15. It almost makes you feel like you're actually tripping.
16. If you have to join a club, it might as well be a beer club.
17. And OMG do they like their beer.
18. The Paddle of Destiny is not for the weak.
19. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, your pretzel will come out looking like a beer stein.
20. Or a dinosaur.
21. Their mascot is some kind of stoned mushroom and it is hilarious.
22. His name is Mel, natch.
23. Even dogs like it.
24. The store's first website was made by the same guys who did Homestar Runner.
25. Does California Pizza Kitchen have a table that has its own beer tap on top of it?
26. Does Domino's have splatter art of Colonel Sanders?
27. Does Pizza Hut have this much chill?
Not a chance.