First, you're going to need these. Several of them.
Take them down to your local boardwalk or carnival to get "Smack It" and a neon sunset airbrushed onto them.
The Mike Tyson Boxing number is available at Lancaster Ltd.
Get it here for $38. Then cut off that collar.
Get you and your girls some of these NYE sunglasses.
In Beyonce's world, it's Christmas and New Year's Eve ALL YEAR ROUND.
Don't worry about cleaning up your bathroom/bedroom/penthouse.
As of today, clutter is officially Flawless.
You might want one of these just for shits and gigs.
You're going to need a lot of red solo cups.
And of course, that alcohol. Buy it. Drink it. Never drop it.
Don't forget to order sliders. On a wooden tray. To eat in your bathroom.
Break out that hairdryer for impromptu dance-ayoke.
Then you have to decide who gets to be the top of the butt pyramid.
I suggest rolling the dice for it.
Other activities include half-naked yoga...
...fighting an unnamed assassin with only your bare hands and a wrapping paper tube....
...and making important calls on your foot phone.
The most important thing you'll need, besides general Greatness, is a selfie stick.
