1. Hide a bottle inside your ponytail.
2. Make a soda-can sleeve to go over your beer.
3. Get these stash briefs to hide your bottle boner.
4. Make a beerito.
5. Fill your tie with a little nip.
6. Get these sneaky binoculars.
7. Turn a baby doll into a secret flask.
8. Get these caps to make your booze-filled water bottle look factory-sealed.
9. Get this baseball glove with a hidden pouch.
10. Turn your rack into a wine rack.
11. Inject your strawberries with booze.
12. ...or your oranges.
13. ...or your grapes.
14. Stock up on tampon flasks.
15. Get these aptly named Shampbooze bottles, complete with "seal."
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