As/Is·Posted on May 19, 201426 Things That Would Have Been Better With JortsBesides literally everything.by Jessica ProbusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Adam and Eve 2. That Gotye Song 3. The VMAs 4. The Statue of Liberty 5. The Drawing Scene in Titanic Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. Pharell at the Oscars 7. The Birth of Venus 8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock 9. Alf 10. Paula Deen 11. Marie Antoinette 12. Zebras 13. Pink Floyd 14. The Royal Wedding 15. The Little Mermaid 16. The Kidnapping of Patti Hearst 17. Lady Godiva 18. Beyonce 19. The Louisiana Purchase 20. Tonya Harding 21. Lindsay Lohan's Mugshots 22. Sex and the City 23. The Moon Landing 24. Every Different Sport 25. The Mona Lisa 26. Barney Case closed.