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26 Things That Would Have Been Better With Jorts

Besides literally everything.

1. Adam and Eve

2. That Gotye Song

3. The VMAs

4. The Statue of Liberty

5. The Drawing Scene in Titanic

6. Pharell at the Oscars

7. The Birth of Venus

8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock

9. Alf

10. Paula Deen

11. Marie Antoinette

12. Zebras

13. Pink Floyd

14. The Royal Wedding

15. The Little Mermaid

16. The Kidnapping of Patti Hearst

17. Lady Godiva

18. Beyonce

19. The Louisiana Purchase

20. Tonya Harding

21. Lindsay Lohan's Mugshots

22. Sex and the City

23. The Moon Landing

24. Every Different Sport

25. The Mona Lisa

26. Barney

Case closed.