1. You head to the mall, and eventually you end up here:
3. The security guard or salesperson says hello, and you’re like:
4. Then you see racks on racks on racks on racks of clothes, and you start to get overwhelmed:
5. Everything is neon yellow.
6. All those $5.80 T-shirts are, shockingly, see-through.
7. There are even…crop tops.
8. You finally find a cute sundress, but there are 10 extra-smalls and no mediums:
9. You go stand in the fitting-room line, which is now longer than the Great Wall of China.
10. Once you get in, it’s a MILLION degrees in there.
11. The hanger hook you have to share with the person next to you keeps moving:
12. And in the curtain across the way, three tweens are talking loudly about boys, and you’re just like:
14. You try on the dress in your normal size, but it was made for teens who don’t have hips, so you feel like:
15. But there’s NO WAY you’re waiting in that dressing-room line again:
16. So you just grab it in an XL like, I got this:
17. Then, since you’re already buying something, you decide you can also get a $8.80 necklace.
18. Then you see a ring that you KNOW will turn your finger green, but you’re still like:
19. Then next weekend you try to return the dress because it didn’t fit, and the salesperson informs you of the return policy and you’re like:
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