31 Ways To Make Chipotle Employees Hate You

“Hi, how are you doing today?” “A bowl.”

Everyone loves Chipotle, but that doesn’t mean you know how to go to Chipotle and not be a jerk. Here are some tips for not sucking at everyone’s favorite burrito chain, courtesy of Twitter and Instagram.

1. Request extra everything.

2. Try to get away with free guac.

4. Lump your salsas together.

5. Be ignorant of what a tortilla is.

7. Pay as little attention as possible.

9. Fail to comprehend the sour cream.

11. OR the guac.

13. Go on a burrito binge.

14. Order your tortilla on the side.

16. Try to use this coupon.

18. Turn the toilet into a Lite Brite.

19. Go in the out line.

20. Act shocked when you have to pay extra.

21. Bring up your dietary restrictions.

22. Refuse to do math.

23. Refuse to read.

25. Put soda in your free water cup.

26. Order this:

28. Abscond with a napkin stash.

31. Just generally be a butthead.

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