Proof "Coyote Ugly" Is Secretly About Aristotelian Philosophy

Piper Perabo puts the “phat” in metaphysics.

1. “No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.”

2. “Art not only imitates nature, but also completes its deficiencies.”

3. “What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”

4. “Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”

5. “For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”

6. “Beauty is the gift of God.”

7. “It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.”

8. “Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.”

9. “Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way… you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions.”

10. “The secret to humor is surprise.”

11. “In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.”

12. “Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.”

13. “The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication.”

14. “It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.”

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