31 Deeply Unsolvable Mysteries About ’90s Hanson

Life is brimming with raw, unanswered questions. posted on March 18, 2013 at 5:18pm EDT

Jessica Misener BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 months ago

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1. Where do you get a suit made of leather?

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2. Is that dog in the band?

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3. What caused this ferocious Zac Attack?

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4. Are all of these the worst answers to any question ever?

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5. Where do you get a field of people-sized mutant daisies?

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Wait… what is that?

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No seriously, what is that.

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6. Why didn’t Taylor get any sunglasses?

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7. Who took away Taylor’s Seinfeld shirt?

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8. Why didn’t Taylor get to wear Adidas racing stripes?

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9. What is that thing?

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10. What does Isaac want?

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11. What do you want, Isaac?

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12. Yes, Isaac?

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13. Why is this so weird?

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14. That can’t be real snow, right?

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15. Did Zac make it safely to his BMX race in outer space after the show?

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16. How do you spell W-E-R-Q?

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17. Does that ladder go all the way to heaven?

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18. What’s over there?

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19. Who switched Isaac’s guitar when he wasn’t looking?

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Source: ztams.com

20. What does putting MMMBop on your hand mean?

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21. Is Taylor’s hand the fourth member of the group?

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22. Who can resist the unbeatable combination of midriff and a shearling coat?

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Source: ztams.com

23. Is this the best selfie ever?

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24. Was Pat O’Brien the real Hanson dad?

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Source: ztams.com

25. Did Zac make it to Camp Anawana on time?

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Source: mainstreetmallonline.com

26. What is the name for this look?

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Source: ztams.com

27. Can you handle the pure handsome magnetism of acid washed pants, a black belt with jeans and a fisherman’s knit pullover?

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28. Why does this look so much like all of my facial expressions in my prom photo?

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29. How much does it cost to get a Thomas Kinkade painting screenprinted onto a button-down?

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30. How did Isaac’s hair get its magical therapeutic powers?

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31. Is this the most intense photo you’ve ever seen in your life?

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MaMaKiNg a month ago

They were so adorable. And MmmBop is a great song
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I still love Taylor even 17 years later.
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sinceivebeenlovinu 2 months ago

Okay, now how about a post about how good Hanson are?
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there was a time when i was little that i thought they were girls.
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#8- dude, come on! I’d the Man From Milwaukee who looks very similar to Matt Pinfield!! Haha I had every single one of those pictures in my room. Hell, I probably still have scans on a cd somewhere. To this day, these guys are still my favorite.
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Swoon. My favorites!
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aheal2008 2 months ago

I can proudly say I had every one of these pics on my wall. I had so many hanson pics i ran out of wall and ceiling. They are the greatest and most under appreciated band. I am still a huge Fanson :-)
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tealchastainb 2 months ago

It’s so strange to look at these photos, and think about how they’re all fathers now. Where does the time go? I can proudly state that I still have several VHS tapes filled w/ Hanson’s various performances and appearances back in the 90’s. Good times.
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LetMeLogin 2 months ago

This. Is. WEIRD.
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amaaaandaaasc 2 months ago

Ok Here’s what we’ll do: You go find Johnny, I go find The Love. Btw, this was frickin’ hilarious. Thank you 4 this.
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bethanyh7 2 months ago

But I think we all know the number one unsolvable mystery is just where *did* Johnny go?
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- Jessica Misener 2 months ago
  
  Where DID Johnny go??
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- bethanyh7 2 months ago
  
  Perhaps he was a victim of the killer Isaac bee? You can see why they would want to keep that quiet.
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- Lizzy W 2 months ago
  
  Where did he go, I wanna knowww, where did Johnny go!!?
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  OMG this made my day :-) I love Hanson
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1. Where do you get a suit made of leather?

2. Is that dog in the band?

3. What caused this ferocious Zac Attack?

4. Are all of these the worst answers to any question ever?

5. Where do you get a field of people-sized mutant daisies?

Wait… what is that?

No seriously, what is that.

6. Why didn’t Taylor get any sunglasses?

7. Who took away Taylor’s Seinfeld shirt?

8. Why didn’t Taylor get to wear Adidas racing stripes?

9. What is that thing?

10. What does Isaac want?

11. What do you want, Isaac?

12. Yes, Isaac?

13. Why is this so weird?

14. That can’t be real snow, right?

15. Did Zac make it safely to his BMX race in outer space after the show?

16. How do you spell W-E-R-Q?

17. Does that ladder go all the way to heaven?

18. What’s over there?

19. Who switched Isaac’s guitar when he wasn’t looking?

20. What does putting MMMBop on your hand mean?

21. Is Taylor’s hand the fourth member of the group?

22. Who can resist the unbeatable combination of midriff and a shearling coat?

23. Is this the best selfie ever?

24. Was Pat O’Brien the real Hanson dad?

25. Did Zac make it to Camp Anawana on time?

26. What is the name for this look?

27. Can you handle the pure handsome magnetism of acid washed pants, a black belt with jeans and a fisherman’s knit pullover?

28. Why does this look so much like all of my facial expressions in my prom photo?

29. How much does it cost to get a Thomas Kinkade painting screenprinted onto a button-down?

30. How did Isaac’s hair get its magical therapeutic powers?

31. Is this the most intense photo you’ve ever seen in your life?

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