31 Deeply Unsolvable Mysteries About ’90s Hanson

Life is brimming with raw, unanswered questions.

1. Where do you get a suit made of leather?

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2. Is that dog in the band?

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3. What caused this ferocious Zac Attack?

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4. Are all of these the worst answers to any question ever?

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5. Where do you get a field of people-sized mutant daisies?

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Wait… what is that?

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No seriously, what is that.

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6. Why didn’t Taylor get any sunglasses?

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7. Who took away Taylor’s Seinfeld shirt?

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8. Why didn’t Taylor get to wear Adidas racing stripes?

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9. What is that thing?

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10. What does Isaac want?

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11. What do you want, Isaac?

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13. Why is this so weird?

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14. That can’t be real snow, right?

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15. Did Zac make it safely to his BMX race in outer space after the show?

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16. How do you spell W-E-R-Q?

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17. Does that ladder go all the way to heaven?

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18. What’s over there?

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19. Who switched Isaac’s guitar when he wasn’t looking?

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20. What does putting MMMBop on your hand mean?

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21. Is Taylor’s hand the fourth member of the group?

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22. Who can resist the unbeatable combination of midriff and a shearling coat?

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23. Is this the best selfie ever?

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24. Was Pat O’Brien the real Hanson dad?

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25. Did Zac make it to Camp Anawana on time?

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26. What is the name for this look?

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27. Can you handle the pure handsome magnetism of acid washed pants, a black belt with jeans and a fisherman’s knit pullover?

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28. Why does this look so much like all of my facial expressions in my prom photo?

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29. How much does it cost to get a Thomas Kinkade painting screenprinted onto a button-down?

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30. How did Isaac’s hair get its magical therapeutic powers?

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31. Is this the most intense photo you’ve ever seen in your life?

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