Are you a fan of Starbucks? Of course you are, but that doesn't mean the baristas are fans of YOU. Here are some tips for not being a total d-bag at everyone's favorite coffee chain, courtesy of Twitter.
1. Mention the secret menu.
2. Go through the drive-thru in a horse mask.
3. Demand more caramel.
4. Be SUPER into caramel.
5. Demand your honey be mixed into your tea.
6. Give yourself T. rex arms.
7. Have a sesquipedalian order.
8. Ask for this.
9. TOUCH THE CUPS.
10. Be a perv.
11. Mess up the lingo.
12. Think you're a stand-up comedian.
13. Pay with a crap ton of pennies.
14. Be a "bitchy white girl."
15. Drop the "DD" bomb.
16. Bring your whole PC setup.
17. Request a "hot" Frappuccino.
18. Ask for this:
19. Try to get free drinks because you're a girl.
20. Be coy with your coupon.
21. Order a pumpkin spice latte.
22. Be dramatic about aspartame.
23. Order a Snickers bar.
24. Give the drive-thru person your garbage.
25. Put your garbage ANYWHERE BUT THE TRASH CAN.
26. Be on your iPad.
27. Be demanding and vague.
28. Order a Frappuccino.
29. Be a general pain in the butt.
