1. These guys who were told they’d never get a job with long hair like that.
3. This puppy who reminds you, yet again, that she ISN’T too cute and small to be a real puppy.
4. These guys who wish you’d take their play seriously instead of pinching their cheeks.
5. These guys who think your baby talk is cute, but enough is enough.
6. This aspiring actress puppy who is too adorable to get cast in any serious roles.
7. This puppy who wishes you’d stop interrupting her research to tell her she’s the “cutest widdle dog in the whole world!!!”
8. This puppy who doesn’t need your cute jokes about how she looks like she used too much fabric softener on herself.
10. These guys who have work to do and can’t cuddle with you ALL day.
11. These guys who will only come to your birthday party if you promise not to pet them TOO much.
12. This puppy whose hairdresser charges him extra for a haircut.
In The News Today
- In a landmark prison reform decision, California has agreed to a settlement that will effectively end indefinite solitary confinement in the state. ›
- Los Angeles has officially been selected as the American candidate city to host the 2024 Summer Olympics. ›
- Missouri executed Roderick Nunley Tuesday night for a 1989 rape and murder. It was the state's sixth execution this year, and the nation's 20th. ›