1.
Because being in a whole pie is just so cheesy.
2.
Because sometimes the rest of the pizza sees you as just a piece of meat.
3.
Because at the end of a long day, sometimes you just want to veg out on the couch.
4.
You can hang out in sweatpants and no makeup all the time if you want.
5.
When you're in a pie it's always like, "Where are you going? When will you be back? Why don't you want to meet my parents?"
6.
When you're just a slice, you can really focus on who you are.
7.
I mean, what are you going to do, try OK Cupid again?
8.
Everyone you met on online dating last time was just so crusty.
9.
Plus, who wants to be one of those gross couples posting on each other's Facebook all the time?
10.
For now, you want to wait for someone who really heats your oven.
11.
Hey, maybe you're one of those slices that just weren't meant to be tamed.
