“Nine out of 10 Americans believe that out of 10 people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!” — Colin Mochrie
We should be so lucky to take a voyage to the Spice Islands. Spoiler: It means dropping a deuce.
Yeah, it might be time to start looking elsewhere.
Here are some words to make you sound like a pretentious jerk.
In space… no one can hear your request for non-essential dehydrated strawberry ice cream.
Do you ever get crazy crushes? Is it like Degrassi all over again?
Your body is a wonderland. A slightly disturbing wonderland.
Also a couple makes out on top of him, but not before discussing energy drinks and Breaking Bad.
It totally could be a Nickelback song.
This song was written ironically. Combining elements from bands like Arcade Fire, the Lumineers, and Vampire Weekend, we wrote and recorded this song in two days, and then we made a video that looks like an Urban Outfitters commercial.
“It’s a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet.”
There’s a lot you don’t know about David.
Do people still say amazeballs? That needs to stop.
Wait, your stomach does WHAT? That’s… eeew.
By the undisputed champ at failure.
Yes, I know I have resting bitch face. I’m not sorry.
Hey, everyone has to start somewhere.
Have you ever gotten a nosebleed from looking at a hot person? T_T