1. Despite your best intentions, you never quite fit in.
2. Maybe because at times your hygiene leaves something to be desired.
3. And keeping secrets? Forgedaboudit!
4. Generally you have a one-track mind.
5. While love and romance seem like foreign concepts you’ll never understand.
6. So questionable hookups become the norm.
7. Mainly because you cherish even the smallest amount of attention.
9. But it’s always too late to make things not awkward, since you make horrible exits.
10. Your dance moves, though? Totally fabulous.
12. So you often make questionable decisions and purchases.
13. And at times, you may ‘accidentally’ clear out a friend’s fridge.
14. Sometimes goals seem just out of reach.
16. But you know how to be ridiculous, and find pleasure in the small things.
17. Although you have a problem holding your liquor…
18. And you have an unfortunate habit of breaking everything you love…
19. Once the alcohol starts flowing, you know how to let loose…
20. But alcohol or not, you’re totally chill.
21. Because at the end of the day, your heart is generally in the right place.
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