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If Dr. Seuss Books Were Actually About Kanye

He would be his own favorite writer.

1. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish would be…

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2. Horton Hears a Who! would be…

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3. The Cat in the Hat would be…

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4. Green Eggs and Ham would be…

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5. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! would be…

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6. And How the Grinch Stole Christmas would be…

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