If Dr. Seuss Books Were Actually About Kanye

    He would be his own favorite writer.

    One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish would be...

    Horton Hears a Who! would be...

    The Cat in the Hat would be...

    Green Eggs and Ham would be...

    Oh, the Places You'll Go! would be...

    And How the Grinch Stole Christmas would be...