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Wanna See Something Weird?

Wanna see something weird?

Cool. I call it The Object. It's just this way. Follow me.

We gotta go into the swamp a bit. I found The Object in shallow water.

The Object is sorta alive but not really. You'll see what I mean. Oh, and ignore that. That's not The Object.

I don't know what that is but it's not The Object. Hey, watch your step here. It can get a little dicey.

What, this? Who knows. Probably an omen or something. Let's keep going. And don't look it right in the eyes.

Don't you worry, we're nearly there. That crow always marks the spot. It's the guardian of this swamp's shame.

Good, good. We've come upon the soft earth. Be careful you don't step through into the Underplace.

Here we are! Do you see it??

It's weird, ain't it.

Look closer, at its "eye." Ain't that weird?

I told ya this shit was weird.

I did something nice for you and showed you this weird thing. And I don't expect anything in return, ya know, just trying to be a nice dude. But somewhere down the line I might ask you for a favor. And you best deliver. Also, we're gonna hang out a lot more, you and me. We see eye-to-eye, as it were. And we belong to the swamp now.

Cool. You're my new best friend now. I hope you realize that.

Hey, where are you going? You think you can run out of this swamp on your own? You don't even have my Flesh Map! Come back! I got a stick; we can poke at The Object together!

I thought you were gonna be cool about this.

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Wanna See Something Weird?

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Wanna See Something Weird?

Hey, you.

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