1.
When you're arguing for the creation of a cloning facility.
2.
When you're a struggling musician trying to find a rhyme for the word "bowl-o."
3.
When you're a phoenix in a bad mood who decides to insult some rando in a bar.
4.
When you're whispering frantically under the covers, convincing yourself that your great-grandmother's ghost isn't haunting your room.
5.
When you're trying to make someone understand that they are, in fact, not a real cat.
6.
When you're a teacher of elementary school children and one of them asks a far-too-serious question about the nature of life and death.
7.
When you're a wise old wizard warning your young apprentice against the dark magic of flesh reanimation.
8.
And, of course, when you and your other drunk friends want to see Amanda finally get with that cute bartender she's always flirting with after work.
