1. Order really great takeout and pretend it was made for you by a fancy chef.
2. Buy a Groupon for a fitness instructor and then tell everyone “Ugh, sorry, I can’t hang out tonight. I have to meet with my personal trainer.”
3. Never take your sunglasses off.
4. Write “STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP” in lipstick on your bathroom mirror and just stare at yourself every morning.
5. Whenever any of your friends come over, constantly ask them “Who are you wearing?”
6. Fire your “PR Rep”* for a few hours.
7. Share a picture of you giving yourself a crazy facial on Instagram.
8. Start a trendy juice cleanse.
9. Get yourself some fancy bedding and refuse to sleep on anything that's not Egyptian cotton.
10. Get a friend to chase you around with a camera for a while and act like you don’t like it.
11. Decorate your home with self-portraits.
12. Hire a personal stylist to help you makeover your closets.
13. THIS. All day, every day.
