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Make your own post!Lady Dungeon
Ugggggh. Go figure. I write this tweet, I like this tweet, I film this tweet, then that dude gets found to have three women trapped in his basement and he's been holding them for a decade. My first thought was that he should be taken apart piece by piece over a month in some public place with cameras on him for the viewers at home. My second thought was that I was just giggling about a creepy lady dungeon the other month, as though it was a far-fetched thought that would never happen. Then I remembered the other lady dungeons in the news and decided I should probably post this sooner than later.
PIZZA PARTY!!!
He's been working for that pizza hole too long. Pizza hole?
Demetrius
A man and some cops.
The Woods
A man follows another man into the woods (then immediately regrets that decision)
Sparkle Picnic: Market (singles)
Are you going to the market before it closes? We're almost out of cigarettes.
Sparkle Picnic: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup (Episode #12, Series 4)
A variety of crass or peculiar comedy sketches. Topics this time around consist of iPhone masturbation, mayonnaise abuse, letting a family member go (not because they're dead and you want to move on, but because they're a pile of crap), GO FISH!, and smoking. Stick around for the outtakes? "Like" us? - http://www.facebook.com/sparglepignik Visit the website - http://www.sparklepicnic.com Gracias to Bob Dolemite (AKA Cal McCaskill) for letting me use the track "Amygdala" off his album "Fauxpocalypse". For some of his beats, run over to: http://NotPorn.bandcamp.com and scope out: http://www.twitter.com/NotPorn http://www.YouTube.com/CalvinMcCaskill
Sparkle Picnic: Be Normal, Make Friends
A montage of odd, followed by bad situations getting out of hand.
The Squirrel King
I really just wanted to hear a girl say "No, I will not play chocolate fingers with you! I will NEVER play chocolate fingers with you!"
Sparkle Picnic: Discount Dogs
Can I interest you in a discount dog?
Sparkle Picnic: Blind Guy On a Blind Date
It's so refreshing to meet a girl who doesn't just talk about herself.
Sparkle Picnic: Best Couch Ever
What did you do last night?
Sparkle Picnic: My Teeth Are Falling Out
MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT!
Sparkle Picnic: Urine Bucket
I'm gone for one weekend, and you throw civilization out the window?
Sparkle Picnic: Tweet Tweet
Worst boss or best boss?
Sparkle Picnic: Slim Asian Dong
HIT EM ALL!
Sprkle Picnic: Shitty Butt
Sooooo... what the fuck happened to your face?
Sparkle Picnic: Diarrhea Job Interview
Soon to be homeless...
Sparkle Picnic: Expiration Date
Don't be a shitty boyfriend. I think that might be the message.
Sparkle Picnic: Movie Night With a New Friend
Sooooo, you rent the movies and then I just have to do this?
Sparkle Picnic: Homeless Roommate
"Remember when I was shitfaced and talking about adopting that homeless guy?"