Comedy·Posted on Oct 20, 201527 Tweets About Starbucks That'll Actually Make You Laugh"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make coffee at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a $5 bill on fire."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Scary Terry F @daemonic3 "Hi" My name is "What?" My name is "Who?" My name is [chka chka] Slim Shady *scribbles on cup* "Ok Mr Shrimp Scabies, I'll start your latte" 05:16 PM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. tara shoe @tarashoe how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks? 06:31 PM - 03 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Pretty soon Starbucks will stop being coy and offer to just shove a pumpkin & a fistful of nutmeg in your ass for $20. 07:36 PM - 27 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall. 08:49 PM - 03 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Starbucks is coming out with a Chestnut Praline Latte. Sounds less like a drink and more like a stripper giving her full name. #fallonmono 11:41 PM - 28 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. New SAT Question @NewSATQuestion #NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even 12:48 PM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Ughh fuck Starbucks and their corporate coffee, I deserve the finest hot bean water 03:19 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tony Gee @theTonyGee I spilled my pumpkin spice latte and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga. 07:39 PM - 06 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Men's Humor @MensHumor Instead of going to Starbucks, I make coffee at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a $5 bill on fire. 07:00 PM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. spooky fat dog @MrPhetz Big ups to the guy who literally ran to get into Starbucks before me, great job man you made it 02:11 PM - 21 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. mustard @nice_mustard chad this is unacceptable behavior for a starbucks employee. youre three hours latte! lol just a little coffee joke for you also youre fired 05:58 PM - 11 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Grimm Monte @KimmyMonte Starbucks job interview: "What's your name?" "Alyssa" "Spell that please" "L A R I S S A" "When can you start?" 01:43 AM - 29 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. donni @donni If you call Starbucks "Starbs," I hope you get totes murds. 07:29 PM - 31 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. maura quint @behindyourback if you want to fuck with Starbucks order a Latte and tell the Barista your name is Cappuccino 03:11 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Scary Terry F @daemonic3 [CSI at Starbucks] "Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large." Barista: At what? "At large" At what? "At venti?" OMG HOW AWFUL!!! 07:07 PM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sage Boggs @sageboggs [starbucks] barista: name? guy: [is a secret agent & can't reveal real name so he looks around for ideas] my name is 01:36 PM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ♡ Man Who Loves U ♡ @SortaBad Starbucks CEO: How do we charge people $4 for juice Marketing guy: How about we call them "Refreshers" CEO: Holy. Fucking. Shit. 01:05 AM - 01 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Taken 3 is just Liam Neeson beating the shit out of a Starbucks® barista who keeps getting his daughter's name wrong 10:04 PM - 30 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. an actual ghoul @TheDreamGhoul [in starbucks for first time] *hears people ordering fancy drinks and fancy sizes* *sweating* "YEAH I'LL HAVE THE BIG FUCKIN HOT ONE" 04:27 PM - 08 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. MJ @sucittaM Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry. 08:20 PM - 08 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. anti joke apple @antijokeapple it's offensive when cashiers look at money like it's fake if i knew how to counterfeit i'd be doing wilder shit than coming to Starbucks 06:35 PM - 05 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Male Thoughts @SteveStfler You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before. 08:45 AM - 28 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans New Starbucks frap flavors: -Cotton Candy -Cupcake -Urinal cake -Enemy's Tears -Wet Sock -Actual Wasps -BLOOD! -Just a punch in the face 05:50 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott [Starbucks] Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. "You ordered a Grande." Yes, but this is Ariana Grande. "Sir, please just take her." 10:48 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt "A man must have a name." -Jaqen H'ghar taking your Starbucks order. 04:45 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Ali Spagnola @alispagnola I wish someone would look at me the way white girls look at pumpkin spice lattes. 11:34 PM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Bill Murray @BiIIMurray 1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave 09:31 PM - 04 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite