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I went outside once. That was before Netflix.
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NETFLIX SUGGESTIONS Because of your interest in: being pissed off Netflix recommends: the sequel to a movie when we don't have the original
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Life is like Netflix: if you completely eliminate your standards, there's more to enjoy.
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When Netflix asks you if you're still watching & it's kind of like "wow I thought this was a safe space"
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That moment in between netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what you are doing with your life
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Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
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How I significantly improved my Netflix
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missed connection: you were at home streaming Netflix. I was at a different home, also streaming Netflix
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"Are we still having sex?" -Netflix during sex
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Netflix Suggestions For You Because You Watched: Your Life Slip Away You Might Also Enjoy: Just Giving Up Completely
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"Netflix raised their rates another $1 to $10 a month ? I'm done with them" she says buying $8 worth of coffee & pastries & not tipping.
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NETFLIX: You watching? ME: Yes N: You like what you see? ME: Uh sure N: Do you want me? ME: What the hell N: Undress me ME: I need an adult
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my college ex-boyfriends Netflix password and I are celebrating our 6 year anniversary 😍
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Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no
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Who called him Spider-Man and not Netflix?
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ME: Netflix and chill? HER: What? ME: Neckdicks and brillo HER: What? ME: Nebulachickens and krill HER: I’m calling the cops
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Netflix suggested I'd also like staring blankly at restaurant menus, endlessly scrolling the channel guide & flipping through paint samples.
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millennial: Netflix & chill, bae Shakespeare: what a waste of youth loch ness monster: fukken shut up Shakespeare you invented the word puke
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netflix and alone