Books·Posted on Oct 29, 201524 Hilarious Tweets Every Grammar Nerd Will Appreciate"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sweaty five dollars @iscoff I handed her the flowers. “You shouldn’t of!” she said. I took them back. “Have,” I whispered 04:38 PM - 10 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman I just noticed a typo in a text I sent two days ago and now I have to move to a new city and change my name. 01:18 AM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Funny Tweets™ @Lmao Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse. 02:03 AM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Pumpkin Spiceotope @BuckyIsotope WARDEN: What are you’re last words ME: *your WARDEN: good catch, your a smart fella ME: *you’re WARDEN: I’m going to make sure this hurts 04:58 PM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends. 10:28 PM - 08 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Scary Terry F @daemonic3 [on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left* 12:13 AM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sixth Form Poet @sixthformpoet People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. 12:45 PM - 27 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. єaяƒ ʕ•.•ʔ dæmon @earfdae Um... I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn't it be... 'The Diary Of *A* Frank'...? 09:02 PM - 07 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. dino kitten @50_Cent_Jk_Evan Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage 10:48 PM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mia Tyler @MiaTyler Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like me? Don't you? 03:18 AM - 02 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Vsauce @tweetsauce Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom 04:10 AM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf *publisher, standing with 9yo daughter, looking out on 100,000 books ready to ship* Daughter: shouldn't it be Marly and I? *eyes get wide* 06:48 PM - 23 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. a CoolPair of Shades @urfavoritejoel *arrests grammar nazi* We finally caught this son of a bitch. Hey Nazi, I got a sentence for ya. Prison. "That's a fragment lol" 09:56 PM - 06 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt My anaconda doesn't want any unless you use proper grammar, son. 04:00 AM - 01 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Grammar YUNiversity @The_YUNiversity “Bear with me” = be patient with me. “Bare with me” = get naked with me. Learn this so you don’t get sued for sexual harassment. 03:00 PM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dan mentos @DanMentos "How did your grammar competition go?" I losed 03:47 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott *Skee-lo rubs magic lamp* I wish I was a little bit taller. Genie: Ok. You WERE a little bit taller. I meant- Genie: Now you have scoliosis. 11:40 PM - 23 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ashi Labouisse @AshiLabouisse Will you marry me? = A marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry. #PUNCTUATION MATTERS. 06:50 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. lawblob @lawblob actually it’s “yore” - 1600s English asshole 02:17 PM - 25 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. philippe iujvidin @philyuck mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark 02:51 PM - 01 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot. 01:13 AM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sage Boggs @sageboggs In high school, I was voted Most Likely to Misuse Punctuation?!? 10:02 PM - 30 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Mark Maverick @MaverickGames I just ate, my kids couldn't be happier. I just ate my kids, couldn't be happier. Grammar IS important, people. 06:47 AM - 31 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization. 05:16 AM - 27 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite