Comedy·Posted on Oct 12, 201517 Hilarious Tweets About Columbus DayIn 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue so you could make these jokes.by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Q. Allan Brocka @allanbrocka In honor of #ColumbusDay, take this tweet, put your own name on it, then erase mine. 03:08 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin You've got to hand it to Christopher Columbus, because he would have definitely taken it anyway & then murdered you 05:25 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Spookerdoodle @OneTrickTofani *sees someone drop their wallet* ME: This is mine. I discovered it THEM: what no ME *stabs them* Columbus Day rules COP: dang he's right 04:02 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Oh sure, make fun of Columbus. Like you've never gone to the grocery store for spices, gotten lost, then murdered several million people. 06:38 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang Happy "This Dude Came Over And Pointed Out What Was Already Here" Day #ColumbusDay 05:12 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bryan @scenesfromahat As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions. 03:38 PM - 10 Oct 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. mustard @nice_mustard in fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, columbus was a genocidal piece of shit and an asshole too 02:15 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. God @TheTweetOfGod "Go Redskins!" - Christopher Columbus, 1492. 04:32 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. david ehrlich @davidehrlich the only thing Christopher Columbus ever discovered was Daniel Radcliffe. 07:40 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. DL Hughley @RealDLHughley #ColumbusDay has become like that drunk Uncle everyone is ashamed of #TeamDl 12:53 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Common White Girl @girlposts Christopher Columbus did not sail the ocean blue for me to still have school 02:46 AM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers Had Christopher Columbus known Kim Kardashian would one day have 24 million Twitter followers, I'm pretty sure he would have turned around. 05:50 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population* 01:11 AM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Nathan Zed @NathanZed In honor of #ColumbusDay I have discovered my neighbors house. Also slaughtered him and his family. I was trying to get to the grocery store 04:01 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Corey Graves @WWEGraves Remember kids, you get today off from school because Christopher Columbus got lost. #ColumbusDay 11:59 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys When Christopher Columbus hands you the aux cord 06:07 PM - 06 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. chris kelly @imchriskelly I refuse to write a Columbus Day tweet. Each of my tweets should work on any day that theyre read. They should feel immediate, yet timeless. 05:40 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Indigenous Peoples Day Celebrated In Cities Across The U.S. Instead Of Columbus Day buzzfeed.com