Animals·Posted on Dec 14, 2015The 24 Funniest Tweets About Dogs In 2015"Most of being a dog owner is yelling WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH"by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rocky Momax @rockymomax "i have good news & bad news" wife: bad news 1st "the washing machine broke" wife: and the good news? "the dogs are clean AF" 07:07 PM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. F R Ò V Ó @fro_vo Me: who’s a good boy? Dog: ME ME MEMEME I AM I’M A GOOD BOY ME YES ME YES YES YES Cat: *removes one earbud* what 05:54 PM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @LaziestCanine [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you 12:32 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ➖ @matt___nelson THERAPIST: what's the problem? MY DOG: *looks at me* this fucker right here pretends to throw stuff ME: MY DOG: *mocking voice* go get it 04:24 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman "God, I hope she likes me." - me preparing to meet a dog 01:33 AM - 01 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Sometimes when i feel sad&lonely i pretend i am walking an invisible dog & she is peeing on everyone & they dont know oh they dont even know 11:21 PM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Baby Swayze @buhsbaby_baby Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. 10:34 AM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD 06:54 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Brian Doyle @WritePlay *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts* 11:43 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. philippe iujvidin @philyuck "Why is a good boy?" - dog philosopher 03:45 PM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. jomny sun @jonnysun "can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec 06:26 AM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. side-eye spice @goldengateblond Most of being a dog owner is yelling WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH 04:05 PM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sean Leahy @thepunningman "Can I pet your dog?" Sure, his bark's worse than his bite [dog bites three fingers off] "WHAT THE" [dog barks so hard the sun explodes] 01:35 PM - 13 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah" 01:58 AM - 27 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ceeks @70Ceeks 911: What's your emergency ME: My dog think he slick 08:29 PM - 15 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. MC Jimi Torosian @jimmytorosian I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET 09:42 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Michael @Home_Halfway "Hey, maybe our dogs should stop having sex for a minute" - no one in 101 Dalmatians apparently 06:56 AM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov DOG VIOLINIST: if the conductor doesnt throw that stick im gonna lose my fuckin mind 05:20 PM - 29 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Eldge @Sickayduh [First date] Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog? 02:34 AM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mike Primavera @primawesome Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog. 09:28 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Danny Zuker @DannyZuker "You bought the wrong dog food, he hates this kind!" said my wife of our dog who once literally ate another dog's puke. 01:19 AM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [Dog talking to his psychiatrist] "Honestly? I don't even know who's a good boy anymore" 10:31 PM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. dan mentos @DanMentos "Can I pet your dog?" Sure *petting* "This isn't working out" I'm sorry? "Let's talk custody" He's my dog "That's for a judge to decide" 06:39 PM - 03 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hippo @InternetHippo *throws stick* It’s funny how dogs get fixated on pointless things *phone buzzes* OMG someone retweeted me 08:48 PM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite