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honestly any guy could tell me he was part of the non-Adam Levine portion of maroon 5 and I would 100% believe him
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*the one direction guyes break up* so it is agreed. we wil go our separate ways. good bye. *they all start walking in the same direction* no
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SUFJAN: hey bon? BON IVER: (crying) you scared me SUFJAN: (also crying) you just scared me *they fall back asleep in their nest*
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wow, my band "coldplay secret show" played a sold out gig tonight for four hundred very angry people
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the guy from modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose
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I think milk hotels should pick a side
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"Hell no" - Me, if I had been in the beach boys the day they picked the name the beach boys
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what if The Who let the dogs out
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why in the world would white people need their own history month, you've already got a vampire weekend
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I know the words to every Pearl Jam song because I just make them up.
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"Zeppelin fan huh? Name 4 of their albums" Led Zeppelin "Ok" Led Zeppelin II "Yep" Led Zeppelin III "Go on" … … Ok I'm drawing a blank here
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The White Stripes and The Black Keys should form a band and call it Pianos.
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I'm sorry but if you're making me choose between you and my obsession with 'Nsync then BYE BYE BYE
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Radiohead's album ok computer explores the controversial idea that it's ok to be on the computer
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[All the Small Things starts playing at a Blink 182 concert] °a bug looks up° oh hell yeah
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BABY: d...d ME: daddy? it's gonna say daddy! BABY: d-did anyone wake up the guy from green day yet ME: [already driving it to the orphanage]
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Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore
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Imagine having to tell your kids you were in a band called Imagine Dragons
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Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic
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If you baptize your baby in Axe body spray they will grow up to be a guy named Todd who drives around in a yellow Camaro blasting Metallica.
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Did the guy from nickelback ever make it as a wise man
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